Me thinks mayhaps I should start blogging again.

I hear its good for the soul!

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Bad Lip Reading does Twilight, and it’s a better love story than Twilight

> This is the one of the rare things that actually make me laugh out loud on the internet.

> That voice is more fitting for her than her own voice.

> Do they do whole movies? I’d actually consider watching Twilight if it was all like this.

How dare you…

JESUS

I CANT EVEN

This is too good not to reblog

this is amazing and everyone should reblog

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“Okay how the hell am I going to get that beer?”

This is happening right now while i do paperwork/case notes/ school work

welcome to my life

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Talking about a day before he asks you out, but he seems normal so you agree.

Date 1: He’s seems fairly normal and funny. Asks to have sex with you, you decline, but he is cool with it.

One day later: You get a slew of I hate myself texts and angsty suicidal banter, but because you are nice you entertain it and are extremely nice.

Day after that: Back to normal, lots of sexual innuendos, prompts about another date.

Two days after that: Plans are set to go out, family shows up, new plans are made. We go out for drinks, totally normal, platonic, lots of fun. Have a real real talk about status and life..Also tells you he has a date with one of your friends. you tell him she wont like him but play it off..totally confusing but ends in seriously DUDE we are friends and its not that serious. Then he kisses me 5 times good bye.

Day after that: Make plans to hang out then break them because my family is in town, but he is cool about it.

1Week after first date: Goes out with one of my friends…yeah I know. Regardless he says “I dont think she likes me.” Shortly after he goes into a depressive stint about how he is arguing with his ex and feels shitty to which I can only respond just stop talking to her. He texts around 1130 that night and invites himself over. I say no because I am not home. Tells me i am missing out on the opportunity for good sex

Day after that: normal texting which is only like 3 or 4 texts…talk out the drama of him going out with my friend…with my friend. we hash it out and decide he might be crazy…

Long story short…I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE and these things only happen to me hahaha

It’s Friday bitches….

First week of grad school. crazy ass clients and trying to get shit done…

Nothing else to do but drink drink drink

It’s Friday bitches….

First week of grad school. crazy ass clients and trying to get shit done…

Nothing else to do but drink drink drink

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OH you’re in love…

OH you’re in love…

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you sir are on my list of top 5 gingers im attracted to…

for that i say thank you

you sir are on my list of top 5 gingers im attracted to…

for that i say thank you

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I need a hobby so I can start taking time for myself and stop trying to make other people happy. I hate that people think im clingy because i genuinely care. If it werent for people like me…a lot of people would never know what it means to have someone care about you!!

Who told me I cant be beautiful…

Just like this…imperfections and all

Everytime I get excited about a potential person..it ruins it

So I will not make a fuss or even talk about this…in hopes i can keep from jinxing myself :)

Happy sunday beautiful people <3

Who gets to decide
what is beautiful